Too Fly to Drive Unisex t-shirt

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This isn’t arrogance—it’s math. When time matters, traffic is optional, and freedom comes with wings, driving just doesn’t make sense. “Too Fly to Drive” is for the people who choose altitude over asphalt and know that the fastest route is straight up. Clean design. Loud message. No apologies.

If you get it, you get it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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This isn’t arrogance—it’s math. When time matters, traffic is optional, and freedom comes with wings, driving just doesn’t make sense. “Too Fly to Drive” is for the people who choose altitude over asphalt and know that the fastest route is straight up. Clean design. Loud message. No apologies.

If you get it, you get it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.